First off, for all of you Flash haters out there remember this--Flash made the web interesting when it wasn't. It made the web beautiful and interactive when it wasn't. As a huge proponent of HTML5, I say to you, "don't forget your roots, man!"
Now on to the point of this post, how I got to be so great. Somewhere between meditation and insanity lies the secrets behind my greatness and I am going to share it with the world today. Here is how I got so great. Each morning, since 1999, the first thing I did (and still do) every day is watch this for 5 minutes. I urge you to do the same. Your welcome.